Crazy thoughts..

m-altruism:

• Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs?
• At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
• What is Satan’s last name?
• Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
• Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don’t have toes?
• If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
• Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says “Not available in all states”?
• If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
• If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
• If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say “no”?

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